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• Shattered Silver Simp Limited Cassette

  Cassette + Digital Album

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  ✔️C60 tape duplicated in real time on high quality Tascam cassette decks
  ✔️Shattered Silver Glitter Shells
  ✔️On-Body Printing & Embossment on both sides
  ✔️Alternative Cover "V" cards + Silver Hot Foil
  ✔️Transparent Cases with on-body printing
  ✔️Cassettes Limited to 39
  
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  Legends tell of a kingdom prosperously blessed by a goddess.
  Her acolytes and her realm were all sustained and absolutely dependent.
  Disease, Death, and Doom were sure to fall should she abandon them.
  Then, her chaotic exit came.
  
  *Strictly limited to 1 per person*
  
  Includes unlimited streaming of Dungeon Simps via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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  edition of 39 

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• Minor Illusion or Secret Chest? A Dungeon Simps Deluxe Experience Package

  Cassette + Digital Album

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  Package Includes:
  ✔️Shattered Silver Simp Limited Cassette
  ✔️Dungeon Simps Exclusive Post Card x2
  ✔️Small Adventurer's Leather Pouch
  ✔️Mysterious Wooden Treasure Chest w/ Lock and Key
  ✔️Shard of the Goddess Pendant
  ✔️Fantasy Legend Alchemy Tome
  ✔️Burlap Purse of Fortune - Ice Blue Moonstone D16, Assortment of Precious Gems
  ✔️Health Potion x1, Mana Potion x1, Stamina Potion x1, Rotgut Elixir x1
  
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  Dungeon Simps ~ Perfect Dungeons:
  
  As you begin to regain consciousness you’re made painfully aware of the infinite darkness that surrounds you.
  
  It hurts to breathe and your leg is most likely broken. You're only kept warm by the grace of the vitality escaping your open wounds.
  
  The last thing you remember is the sound of thunder as you were praying to the Goddess when the floor beneath you collapsed.
  
  You recall the legends of the catacombs that ran throughout the undergrowth of the empire and the rumors that after the Goddess’ egress the ever increasing multitudes of criminals, the ailing, the dead and undead were imprisoned in these maze like tombs.
  
  The realization that you've found yourself in a location more dangerous than the world above has begun to set in and you panic.
  You feel something on the floor as you scramble to stand, a small fine leather pouch. You most certainly didn't have it on hand before the fall.
  
  The pouch smells of earth and citrus.
  Inside, small glowing stones illuminate the contents of the bag, a small chest with lock and key. Opening the chest, you discover an assortment of potions and treasures.
  
  You drink the crimson red potion inside, safely assuming its purpose is to heal.
  Before you know it, your pain is a thing of the past and you’re able to stand.
  
  You collect yourself and fight the ever present fear that maybe what you have left in the chest won't be enough to keep you safe.
  
  The glow of the stones begin to fade away and die.
  Will you?
  
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  Caveat Emptor:
  This is an art piece intended to assist the listener in full immersion
  ⚠️Not for children; Keep small objects out of reach
  ⚠️Do NOT drink potions ;)
  ⚠️Bottled liquids may begin to evaporate if kept in high temperatures
  ⚠️SERIOUSLY DO NOT eat the silica gel packets, frfr
  ⚠️Pouch and Chest may contain allergens, handle with care and wash hands after handling
  ⚠️REMEMBER, have fun and enjoy your Dungeon Simps Deluxe Experience (never ever to be re-issued, ever)
  
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  Includes unlimited streaming of Dungeon Simps via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. ... more
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